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[société] * Impression Bloquée Momentanément, Incredibly Bad Machine, Incredibly Boring Macines, Incredibly Beautiful Machines, Industry's Big Mistake, I Built Microsoft, I'm Building Macintosh, It's Being Mended, It's Been Malfunctioning, Imence Ball of Muck, I Believe in Memorex, It's Better than Macintosh, Idiots Built Me, Intense Bowel Movement, Inferior But Marketable, It's Better Manually, Infinitely Better Macintosh, Indefinitely Buggered Machine, I Broke Mine, I Blame Microsoft, Intentinally Brainless Machines, It's Backwards Man, Incompatible Bloody Machines, Infernal Bloody Monoploy, Internal Beurocratic Mess, Installed By Mistake, Inferior But Marketable, It's Backwards, Man, It Barely Moves, I Buy Mainframes, I Believe Mainframe (in the seventies), I Believe Microcomputer (in the eighties), I Believe Miracles! (in the nineties), I Blew Money, Itty Bitty Machines, Itty Bitty Mentality, Incomplete But Marketable, Incepted By Monkeys, Incompetent Bumbling Morons, Immence Blue Monolith, It *Bit* Me!!, Idiotic Brainless Machines, I've Been Mugged, Imitation British Manufacture, Invented By Monkeys, I Beg Mercy, I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh, Idiots Become Managers, Idiots Bought Me, Illustrative of Bad Marketing, Immense Bins of Money, Immense Bucket of Manure, Imperialism By Marketing, Impractical But Marketable, In a Befuddled Manner, In Business for Money, Incredible Bunch of Muffinheads, Incredibly Big Machine, Industry's Biggest Mistake, Insipid Brainless Monster, Insolence Breeds Mediocrity, Installed By Masochists, Institute of Broken Minds, Intensely Boring Machines, International Bureaucracy Merchants, Involuntary Bowel Movements, It Beats Mattel, It's Broken Mummy, I've Been Misled, It's Better Manually, Insidious Black Magic, It's Been Malfunctioning, Incontinent Bowel Movement. (© Jargon File 3.0.0, et http://www.rigoler.com). Voir Big Blue, HAL 9000, IBM Discount.

* On trouve parfois aussi « International Business Machines », ce qui désigne l'un des plus puissants acteurs de la scène informatique mondiale et qui, à ce titre, n'est pas aimé. De plus, ses machines sont considérées comme lourdes, chères, et difficiles à faire fonctionner. Mais malgré tout le mal que certains peuvent en dire, IBM reste le plus important constructeur informatique mondial, avec énormément de réalisations fondamentales produites par ses centres de recherche disséminés partout dans le monde. IBM a été fondé en 1896 par Hollerith Hermann.

Voir aussi IBSYS, NetBIOS, SNA.

warn Versions françaises alternatives : Idiot Bête et Méchant, ou encore Intelligent Beau et Modeste (Claude Blondelle).